Excuses, excuses…

Posted by admin | Altman, Murf, Shows | Sunday 15 August 2010 9:31 am

We’ve been away for a while to record the new record and were sidetracked by an acoustic show for J and Leigh’s son John but we’re back on track now. Bass and drums are done now it’s just up to Altman and Murf to get the guitars done. Stay tuned for new tracks soon!

Say Anything

Posted by admin | Uncategorized | Wednesday 7 April 2010 5:56 am

They say that if you left a monkey with a pen and a paper long enough he would write Shakespeare at some point. Well we taught Murf to use a computer and low and behold…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBP4T–ePc4

Great Harper’s Ferry Show!

Posted by admin | Random, Shows | Friday 12 March 2010 6:25 am

Thanks to all those who came out Wednesday night. Especially Timmay for coming, dirnking and getting the boot! We will have pics up soon. In the meantime here’s a video of “Let Me In” from the show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4mCPnwyihM

Also a smatterign of other videos Kato has taken of us:

So Bad (All Asia 9/5/09) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU_QoZgHly4
Strawberry Trees (All Asia 9/5/09) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg9XvyLljME

Quantum Heap (TT The Bears 12/4/09) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVz12lkiWBE
I Don’t Know Why / Mars Attacks (TT The Bears 12/4/09) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcylcnYeaZE
Big Crash / Strawberry Trees (TT The Bears 12/4/09) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2heZ7XyFQ4

Shoulda Woulda Coulda (Practice Room 3/3/10) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlFsIY5LJDs
George’s Auto (Practice Room 3/3/10) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMRGR0KZyQ

New Show Feb. 6th

Posted by admin | Shows | Sunday 24 January 2010 1:58 pm

We’ll be headlining Malibu Lou’s birthday bash at Church Saturday, February 6th. Doors open at 8 and it’s $10 to get in. This one should get rowdy if everything goes as planned.

http://www.churchofboston.com

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Our Fearless (Mindless) Leader

Posted by admin | Random | Sunday 24 January 2010 8:54 am


For those of you who don’t know, our official mascot since 1995 (or possibly 1848) is Mr. Phineas Gage. AJ Cretin has memorialized Mr. Gage on every Cretins album cover so that we all may learn the inherent dangers of brain surgery. Especially with whiskey as the antiseptic and anesthetic. Oh well, you do what you can with what you’ve got. We’re still around right? Enjoy.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=122810679

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