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	<description>Boston&#039;s Pop Punk Originals</description>
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		<title>Excuses, excuses&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been away for a while to record the new record and were sidetracked by an acoustic show for J and Leigh&#8217;s son John but we&#8217;re back on track now.  Bass and drums are done now it&#8217;s just up to Altman and Murf to get the guitars done.  Stay tuned for new tracks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Say Anything</title>
		<description><![CDATA[They say that if you left a monkey with a pen and a paper long enough he would write Shakespeare at some point.  Well we taught Murf to use a computer and low and behold&#8230;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBP4T&#8211;ePc4
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		<title>Great Harper&#8217;s Ferry Show!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to all those who came out Wednesday night.  Especially Timmay for coming, dirnking and getting the boot!  We will have pics up soon.  In the meantime here&#8217;s a video of &#8220;Let Me In&#8221; from the show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4mCPnwyihM
Also a smatterign of other videos Kato has taken of us:
So Bad (All Asia 9/5/09) [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thecretinsboston.com/?p=121</link>
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		<title>New Show Feb. 6th</title>
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We&#8217;ll be headlining Malibu Lou&#8217;s birthday bash at Church Saturday, February 6th.  Doors open at 8 and it&#8217;s $10 to get in.  This one should get rowdy if everything goes as planned.
http://www.churchofboston.com
For all info on upcoming shows check back here:
The Cretins Shows
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		<link>http://www.thecretinsboston.com/?p=114</link>
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		<title>Our Fearless (Mindless) Leader</title>
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For those of you who don&#8217;t know, our official mascot since 1995 (or possibly 1848) is Mr. Phineas Gage.  AJ Cretin has memorialized Mr. Gage on every Cretins album cover so that we all may learn the inherent dangers of brain surgery.  Especially with whiskey as the antiseptic and anesthetic.  Oh well, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thecretinsboston.com/?p=106</link>
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		<title>The Cretins opening for ALL!</title>
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This just in, our good friend Malibu Lou just got us on the bill opening for ALL, Off With Their Heads and Shot Baker at the Middle East downstairs on January 6th&#8230; so much for the hiatus!  Grab your tickets now!
http://www.mideastclub.com/
http://www.allcentral.com/
http://www.myspace.com/offwiththeirheads
http://www.shotbaker.com/
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		<link>http://www.thecretinsboston.com/?p=73</link>
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		<title>Thank you!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To all those who showed up at TT&#8217;s for The Queers show.  We had a blast with Killer Abs, The Leftovers and of course, The Queers!
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		<link>http://www.thecretinsboston.com/?p=35</link>
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		<title>New website</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re proud to announce this dope new website for all your Cretins needs.
With the birth of little Colin Cretin we&#8217;re going on a little hiatus to record our new album so stay tuned for updates!
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		<link>http://www.thecretinsboston.com/?p=31</link>
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